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Me:
*calling*
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Jason:
Hello?
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Me:
Hey babe. I miss you.
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Jason:
Uh.. hey.
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Me:
Something wrong? Am I interrupting..?
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Jason:
Uh.. yeah. No. Listen. We need to talk.
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Me:
...
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Jason:
Hello? Mariel? You there?
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Me:
.. Sure, what about?
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Jason:
These past few days I've been thinking about us a lot. And this whole distance thing.. it's hard.. you know? Do you get where I'm coming from?
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Me:
.. uh huh..
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Jason:
And well.. I just feel like..
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Me:
.. that we need to break up?
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Jason:
...
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Jason:
...
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Me:
Hello? Jason..?
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Jason:
.. I was going to say I miss your bitch ass BUT IF YOU WANT TO BREAK UP
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Me:
OH MY GOD, NO. FUCK YOU. I HATE YOU.
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Jason:
AHAHAHAH, I love you baby. I miss you so much.
